thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 
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thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 
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thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 

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Dear Cutie-Pie,

Recently, your mother and I were searching for an answer on Google. Halfway through entering the question, Google returned a list of the most popular searches in the world. Perched at the top of the list was “How to keep him interested.”

It startled me. I scanned several of the countless articles about how to be sexy and sexual, when to bring him a beer versus a sandwich, and the ways to make him feel smart and superior.

And I got angry.

Little One, it is not, has never been, and never will be your job to “keep him interested.”

Little One, your only task is to know deeply in your soul — in that unshakeable place that isn’t rattled by rejection and loss and ego — that you are worthy of interest. (If you can remember that everyone else is worthy of interest also, the battle of your life will be mostly won. But that is a letter for another day.)

If you can trust your worth in this way, you will be attractive in the most important sense of the word: you will attract a boy who is both capable of interest and who wants to spend his one life investing all of his interest in you.

Little One, I want to tell you about the boy who doesn’t need to be kept interested, because he knows you are interesting:

I don’t care if he puts his elbows on the dinner table — as long as he puts his eyes on the way your nose scrunches when you smile. And then can’t stop looking.

I don’t care if he can’t play a bit of golf with me — as long as he can play with the children you give him and revel in all the glorious and frustrating ways they are just like you.

I don’t care if he doesn’t follow his wallet — as long as he follows his heart and it always leads him back to you.

I don’t care if he is strong — as long as he gives you the space to exercise the strength that is in your heart.

I couldn’t care less how he votes — as long as he wakes up every morning and daily elects you to a place of honor in your home and a place of reverence in his heart.

I don’t care about the color of his skin — as long as he paints the canvas of your lives with brushstrokes of patience, and sacrifice, and vulnerability, and tenderness.

I don’t care if he was raised in this religion or that religion or no religion — as long as he was raised to value the sacred and to know every moment of life, and every moment of life with you, is deeply sacred.

In the end, Little One, if you stumble across a man like that and he and I have nothing else in common, we will have the most important thing in common:

You.

Because in the end, Little One, the only thing you should have to do to “keep him interested” is to be you.

Your eternally interested guy,

Daddy

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Guys. Oh my goodnesssss, are you serious?! Is this the real life?! Thank you guys so much, I can’t even express how lucky I am to have y’all as followers. What? I’m still kind of in a bit of shock? I mean I don’t do things like promotions and stuff, like, I figure, if you want to follow my blog, you will, and if you don’t, best wishes, but the fact of the matter is all I really do is sit here and do what I can to help and I often suck at replying to messages and I’m overly emotional 700% of the time but you guys put up with having me on your dash anyway and I am ever so grateful that every single one of you exist. Thank you. So much. I can’t even believe this is real. I love you, all TEN THOUSAND of you (that’s like a hundred hundreds!) and I hope that your life is treating you well. :)
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Guys. Oh my goodnesssss, are you serious?! Is this the real life?! Thank you guys so much, I can’t even express how lucky I am to have y’all as followers. What? I’m still kind of in a bit of shock? I mean I don’t do things like promotions and stuff, like, I figure, if you want to follow my blog, you will, and if you don’t, best wishes, but the fact of the matter is all I really do is sit here and do what I can to help and I often suck at replying to messages and I’m overly emotional 700% of the time but you guys put up with having me on your dash anyway and I am ever so grateful that every single one of you exist. Thank you. So much. I can’t even believe this is real. I love you, all TEN THOUSAND of you (that’s like a hundred hundreds!) and I hope that your life is treating you well. :)